Wombat Attack

Wombats mostly come at night ...mostly.

The Mother Ship of all UFO’s sighted

So this happened in the skies of Chile and Argentina over this past weekend … As the video demonstrates, this unidentified flying object was witnessed and recorded by multiple onlookers from various vantage points.

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

Reddit and the internets are buzzing over this bizarre and utterly disturbing Becky Sloan & Joseph Pelling animated short. Is it a deep political statement about the Illuminati-controlled monopoly over media that influences the way in which our children are conditioned to think? Or is it just something Becky & Joe cooked up after a really really REALLY bad mushroom trip?

There are certainly a lot of people out there offering their opinions in blogs and forums … But why don’t you be the judge?

“I’m Too High For This Shit” | Scooby Doo Dreams

In the “I’m Too High For This Shit” clip of the year, Scooby Doo dreams of the Black Lodge, the little man from another place and the Anunnaki.

Tagged with:  #Politics  #education  #defense  #wtf  #fail  #fml

“The Colbert Report” | Tue. Apr. 30, 2013

Forced Tank Spending: Congress allocates millions of tax dollars to upgrade the Abrams tank, but General Raymond Odierno says the Army doesn’t need or want it.

From Flavorwire’s - This Is a Thing: “Heil Honey, I’m Home!”

This was actually a thing, a 1990 the quickly cancelled British series “Heil Honey, I’m Home!,” which placed Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun into the world of a wacky ’50s-style sitcom. No, really …

“Dany & Friends” | Creepiest kids puppet show, ever

On the unsettling scale of 1 to 10 this video is a solid 7 if not an 8.

Boston Bombing: What You Aren’t Being Told

I’m not ready to jump on board with everything that is put forward in this video by “StormCloudsGathering.” It’s a good video outlining some facts that give cause to believe that what happened in Boston was a “staged” event. But my gut instinct tells me that there is another element in play in regard to the Boston Bombing. An element that nobody else anywhere is discussing: that of the possible roll of an organized crime syndicate.

Such a syndicate could easily have been working either in collaboration or against the Massachusetts state or Boston city governments in the ever-continuing realm of clandestine city “politics,” be it at-war-with-group-xyz or working in-conjunction-with-group-abc. Everyone is all too quick to just assume this has to be either a terrorist plot or a “false flag operation.” It could be those things, sure. I am at the point now where I cannot believe the narratives that are told to me in the media - ever. I’d love to, but I just can’t. So I am fully open to the idea of a staged event being the case. But I don’t think it is as likely. Here is why, consider this…

First of all men on rooftops are not anything abnormal in situations like a Boston marathon - this is something this video shows as one of its reasons to believe a “False Flag Op,” was at play. Now If I want to give the American government (be it at the federal, state or city level) the benefit of the doubt … something I rarely do … I might be inclined to say: “Well, perhaps there was a disagreement between the city and certain “criminal interests” over how the pie gets cut - and knowing that something could be in the works in the form of a retaliatory hit CRAFT Inc. was contracted by the city as outside, added, professional security.” This would explain why they’re on the ground and in the area - even on the roofs. The federal government, being the shrewd, manipulative cunt farm that it is would not have then been behind these attacks - but instead - as they are trained to do in their fancy Machiavellian colleges on how to govern and run the nation - jumped on the golden opportunity the unplanned tragedy presented to them to pass shady laws under the radar of a distracted press and a who-gives-a-shit public.

Why do I suspect organized crime has a roll in this incident? Do I have any extra insider knowledge other than what the media says? No, not at all. All I am saying is that from a very rudimentary looking at the events and who was involved there are classic hallmarks of an organized crime element being involved:

(1) The older brother was a boxer. Guess what… boxers hang around with gangsters. It’s what they do since time forgot.

(2) The older brother has been linked to the FBI for years. Guess who the FBI keeps tabs on: gangsters and their known associates.

(3) They were otherwise normal Chechen-Russian Americanized immigrants. Chechens have no ideological beef with the U.S. - When it comes to Chechnya the U.S. is very hands off for the most part (so is my understanding of it anyway, please correct me if I’m wrong). Yes I understand they were Muslim - but that’s not as relevant as the media now is portraying it to be. Believe it or not there is such a thing as secular Muslims. I know it’s hard for middle America to comprehend this, but it’s true. Most of them are from former Soviet block nations in fact, because Soviet Russia was an atheist regime - remember?

(4) There is something called the Italian mafia, the Japanese yakuza and, ready for it?, the Russian mob. They do exist and they do bad things. Can you guess which one would have been in play if my imagined scenario has some threads of truth to it?

(5) Did you see the track suit pants that dead guy was wearing in the street the night of all the shoot outs? Track suit pants and no shirt, that’s vintage gangster get-up there.

So just doing this kind of simple math could lead someone to think hey, maybe there is a connection. But it’s just too damn tempting to turn this into a terror plot for the media isn’t it? FOX News is spending all week discussing how we should most certainly do away with the constitution in this case to persecute the captured assailant - ignoring the horrible precedent it sets.

The Boston police, National Guard and whoever else was on the ground in the days after the bombing did not act like they were being manipulated by people who knew EVERYTHING that was going on. What you saw rolling through Watertown last week looked like a small panicked army. Small PUBLIC armies (which is what they were) cost money, not something states have a lot of these days - and when you look at how overboard they went in rolling out the lost Roman legion of Massachusetts considering that all they were looking for was a 19-yr-old kid. It makes you wonder just what the potentially unknown elements were; because after everyone is done celebrating and chanting “USA USA,” the taxpayers of Mass. are going to be left with a big bill to pay. Just what they need, right?

We’re told the FBI was coordinating what was going on in last week in Massachusetts, and I can buy that, but the FBI doesn’t have secret unlimited budgets like other government bodies do. And the FBI, for all of the good work they do, has been known to leave taxpayers holding the bag for their actions before. So it’s real great to know that we as a nation will stop at no length to capture criminals - especially when the FBI is on the case, because they too have an unlimited budget despite it not being secret … meaning I guess it won’t just be Mass. taxpayers footing that bill after all, but all of us. “USA! USA! We’re Number 1! America! Fuck Yeah!!” But was this all done for a False Flag Op? It just doesn’t seem to me as likely.

By the way - are all the celebrities, well-wishers, media moguls & personalities, uber athletes on board with the dog and pony show we’re left with in the aftermath going to help chip in to pay for the tab the tax-payers are now left with? Are Neil Diamond and iTunes going to chip in a percentage of “Sweet Caroline’s” new-found marketability to the cause? Don’t hold your breath.

ANYWAY, …when you consider that the former and current ex-Soviet block nations and republics like Chechnya are suspected hiding places of hundreds of missing suitcase-nukes after the collapse in 1991 - even I was thinking last week, if these guys are Chechens and there is more carnage to come, what other kinds of materials might they have? If I was thinking this, I’m almost positive the American government, FBI and CIA was as well … hence the frenzied actions, martial law and the militarized police swarming in Watertown.

Well, that’s the rosiest picture I can paint of those events - I guess I’ve just seen one too many movies to think I know what could have happened other than what we’re being told. I don’t exactly expect it to make anyone feel better - because although my fantasy crime syndicate scenario exonerates the government from being guilty of a False Flag Op it does implicate them in dealings with organized criminal elements. Either way, what we see in this video is not a good thing and it should be kept in mind that seeing tanks at work in suburban American streets is never anything we should be proud of. Whatever the truth is - I can guarantee this: we will never know it.

I am really hoping something like this isn’t the case

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… but these pictures of CRAFT personnel can’t be ignored. I’m hoping there is a  legitimate debunking of this somewhere, because if I hear “False Flag Operation” in regards to anything else again, my brain might pop… but unfortunately we already know what private firms such as this are capable of …but against fellow Americans? Please let there be somebody out there who can rationally explain what’s going on. Such as: Was CRAFT hired for security for the marathon for example? Is there a contract of this in existence beforehand? (If so, they did a piss poor job I have to say) Who hired them? Anyway… I’m sure whatever the case is, this will be swept under the rug and we’ll just go on chating USA, USA.

“America, Fuck Yeah” | Nuclear bomb & invasion testing

In its infinite wisdom, the U.S. military thought experiments were necessary on the effects of invading armies into areas just nuked. So in the 1950s atomic bombs were detonated in the desert and guinea pig soldiers were sent in to as close as they could get to the area where the mushroom cloud stood. This is some insane video archive footage. Many of these soldiers would of course get extremely sick - thereby rendering a nuke attack followed by invasion less than ideal. In 1989 TNT produced a made-for-TV movie about these experiments called Nightbreaker. But as far as this clip … behold the insanity between 3:40 and 3:45..

Tagged with:  #science  #religion  #wtf  #fail  #dinosaurs  #antics  #politics

A “CNN” “interview” with The Room’s filmmaker Tommy Wiseau

Tommy Wiseau’s 2003 film The Room is one of filmdom’s most significant motion pictures ever produced. It, along with Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane, stand alone as the two films which bookend every single movie ever produced in the history of that particular artistic medium - as every movie ever made before and after 1941’s Citizen Kane reside below it in the hierarchy of ranking films and every movie ever made before or after The Room reside above it. No movie will ever top Citizen Kane - and no movie will ever be worse than The Room. They will forever stand alone as a Jachin and Boaz for the temple of the “god of movies” in perpetuity… ad infinitum.

Here, in this - what we’re supposed to believe is an interview via headset with CNN - The Room’s director, writer, producer and main star Wiseau discussing, what is in his mind, the monumental achievement that was filming, producing and acting in what was this very very important piece of art. Next to him is co-star and casting director Greg Sestero (who is just as amused ith Wiseau as I am) who is the one really conducting the interview.

Though this “interview” may seem ridiculous - which it is - be aware that Tommy Wiseau - much like his character Johnny in The Room - is living in his own reality (bless him for that). So though it is tempting to believe that Wiseau is in fact nothing more than a Will Ferrell-esque comedian trolling us, bear in mind that this is a real person, a genuine artist and this is NOT meant to be a joke. With that in mind, sit back and enjoy, because THIS is priceless.

Don’t miss part 2 of this interview, particularly for the explanation of the symbolism of spoons. view Part 2 of the interview here

Why Ryan Lochte should never be allowed to talk on TV

Tagged with:  #retro  #super hero  #water skiing  #wtf  #antics

“The Colbert Report” with Stephen Colbert | Tue. Apr. 16, 2013

Rollie Eggmaster: One product provides an answer to the question, “How can I make my breakfast fit more snugly into my colon?”

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